Ah Mario, that super human (though subhuman height) Italian plumber whose Princess friend constantly gets kidnapped. How woeful of a life he has in which any of the following things can kill him instantly (click to enlarge):
You'd think Peach by now would learn to stop getting kidnapped and putting her lovable Mario in danger so much... At least it allows us to play some fun games eh?
Well to be fair, a lot of that stuff would kill us too!
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